There is no rest from this pa rum pum pum pum
If you smell something bad never ask what it is. Someone could say it is your upper lip. There is no known comeback for this
(commercial for drugs)
Man: Nothing is working out in my life
VO: Have you tried drugs?
Man: (startled) Who said that
[someone reading a beautiful poem in german]
ME: i have never been more frightened
John Lennon: Imagine all the people
Me: Ok but this is extremely boring
Taken 9 (2021): She got married she’s with her husband relax man
BAE: come over
ME: we live together im sitting right here
BAE: my parents arent home
ME: what is wrong with you
If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.
Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands.
Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown