@seriouslyemily

Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar.

@seriouslyemily

I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs.”

@seriouslyemily

This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.