My cat: Meow
Me: Come here.
My cat: MEOW!
Me: You can’t complain about lack of attention AND not come here. Pick a struggle and stick to it.
“I just talk a lot when I’m nervous.”
-Narrator: In reality, she talked a lot, all the time.
I just realized I’m back working retail during the holiday season which means I will inevitably make many people angry when I tell them “Happy holidays!”
Me: I want a serious long term relationship
Literally anyone: Hey I’m interested in you!
Me: *shivers* better hide in bed for 6 months.
Being unemployed has given me even more time to make up songs to sing to my cat.
Dear Fox news,
I have yet to see any news about foxes.