“Use the forceps, Luke!” – Obi Gyn Kenobi
Why do people call the deceased “late”?
They aren’t late..
They aren’t coming.
I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time..
And she said..
“The big hand is on the….”
I’d hit that.
– women drivers
Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross.
If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…” I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.