@shutupmikeginn: A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but one. That's why I look up to cowards, enduring so many deaths makes you strong.
@shutupmikeginn: Invited my girlfriend to a charity bbq where they’re roasting a whole pig and when she asked ‘what’s the charity’ I said it was for the pig’s family.
@shutupmikeginn: The Willy Wonka grandparents were connected under the covers, like a rat king.
@shutupmikeginn: Normal person: I’m in a bad mood.
LA Person: It’s like, uh. Do you— there’s like a weird energy out there today, right?
@shutupmikeginn: Gave up watching The Punisher. First episode started strong with him immediately punishing a man, but forty minutes later he’d given no further punishments and I cut my losses.
@shutupmikeginn: Two strangers on the subway just got into a political argument and now I can see they're each writing Facebook posts about it
@shutupmikeginn: Glad i moved to a hip neighborhood where everyone is hot and I look like a rat who figured out how to use H&M gift card.
@shutupmikeginn: Just tried to watch a James Bond movie and wow, first thing that happens is he walks into frame and fires his gun at me, the viewer. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life and expect better from a man wearing a tuxedo. One star.