@shwebby2

Bars are Weird

Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product

@shwebby2

If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German

You could say “I love you and brought you flowers” and I’d shit myself!

@shwebby2

Whenever I start to disrobe in front of a lady; I always hand her a card that states

“A mild sense of Nausea is perfectly normal”

@shwebby2

British police don’t carry guns. So what exactly do they do then?

Yell “STOP… OR I’LL SAY STOP AGAIN!”