Bars are Weird
Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German
You could say “I love you and brought you flowers” and I’d shit myself!
Whenever I start to disrobe in front of a lady; I always hand her a card that states
“A mild sense of Nausea is perfectly normal”
British police don’t carry guns. So what exactly do they do then?
Yell “STOP… OR I’LL SAY STOP AGAIN!”