@singwithTaffy

(friends getting chinese noodles without you)
that’s pretty lo, mein

@singwithTaffy

(strolls into men’s warehouse)
yes, and hello and how much to
keep all my mens here

@singwithTaffy

I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous

@singwithTaffy

Please, by all means, call my landline. I’ll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon