@singwithTaffy: (strolls into men’s warehouse)
yes, and hello and how much to
keep all my mens here

@singwithTaffy: Shouldn't Alien vs. Predator just be called Alien vs. Alien?

@singwithTaffy: I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous

@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon