@singwithTaffy what if sneks had fluffy ears
what then??
@singwithTaffy 
@singwithTaffy (friends getting chinese noodles without you)
that’s pretty lo, mein
@singwithTaffy surprise your friends by filling your beehive hairdo with bees!
@singwithTaffy (strolls into men’s warehouse)
yes, and hello and how much to
keep all my mens here
@singwithTaffy Shouldn’t Alien vs. Predator just be called Alien vs. Alien?
@singwithTaffy I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous
@singwithTaffy Please, by all means, call my landline. I’ll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon