what if sneks had fluffy ears
(friends getting chinese noodles without you)
that’s pretty lo, mein
surprise your friends by filling your beehive hairdo with bees!
(strolls into men’s warehouse)
yes, and hello and how much to
keep all my mens here
Shouldn’t Alien vs. Predator just be called Alien vs. Alien?
I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous
Please, by all means, call my landline. I’ll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon