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@sirchutney : RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

@sirchutney: "Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Wally, Not Wally..." Where's Wally Audiobook

@sirchutney: Who just rang my doorbell? Its either:
1. A murderer
2. The police
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking

@sirchutney: 'Benjamin Button.'

'BENJAMIN WHO?'

'Benjamin'

'WHO'S THERE?'

'Knock knock!'

@sirchutney: Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome.

I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it.