@sirmunchie: My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited!
I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail.
@sirmunchie: For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy.
Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?
@sirmunchie: My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
@sirmunchie: Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question.
Boss: Better than anyone else I know...
@sirmunchie: Me: I'll write u a haiku!
Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku.
Me: *deletes "how to spell high-koo" from browser history*
@sirmunchie: Someday, my kids will say "daddy, wanna hear a cool story" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story.