Funny Tweeter

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Page of skankymunter's best tweets

@skankymunter : Putting some of my hairs on the cat, just to even things out.

@skankymunter: Dear whatever doesn't kill me. I'm strong enough now. Thanks.

@skankymunter: You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together & there was only one life jacket, I’d miss you and think of you often.

@skankymunter: Dear Humans. Chicken soup is not good for the soul, weed is. Yours truly. The Chickens.