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@skedaddle74 : My 18yo daughter doesn’t think I’m funny, so I’m going to show her bf that tap dancing video she did in second grade to ‘ice ice baby’
@skedaddle74: The people who make sexy noises when they stretch are my kinda people.
@skedaddle74: Do you ever look at someone and think “god, you’re so amazing” I mean even when they’re sleeping and you’re hidden in their closet...
@skedaddle74: *loses you in a crowd*