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Maybe there’s no sunshine when he’s gone, but at least I don’t have to fight over the remote.

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Based on 2020 thus far, I’m expecting the flying monkeys of Oz to show up any time now.

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Server: Would you like to try our new bacon-wrapped…

Me: YES!

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[In car, headed to store]

7: What’s wrong, Mommy?

Me: *scratching* When I got my hair cut earlier, some little pieces fell down my back, in my shirt, and they’re itching me now.

[20 minutes later, in crowded Target]

Me: *scratches*

7: MOMMY, IS YOUR BACK HAIR ITCHING AGAIN?

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Considering the effort it takes to get into these damn things, I consider them all sports bras.

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Hi, I’m Suki. And I just turned the volume down because it was getting too cold in my car.

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Alexa doesn’t recognize my vocal commands. Guess she’s officially part of the family.