5 & 8:
Mommy, may I wear these boots?
Can you find my jeans?
Will you brush my hair?
Will you tie my shoes?
Mommy, why aren’t you ready?
My microwave broke. So, we’re finding innovative alternatives. Did y’all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
I’m beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away.
I’ve already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation.
Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere:
You’ve been volunteered as a chaperone
I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers
…until I’m driving.
Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook.
I know that now.