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I’m beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away.

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I’ve already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation.

@skickwriter

Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere:

You’ve been volunteered as a chaperone

@skickwriter

I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers

…until I’m driving.

@skickwriter

Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook.

I know that now.