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@skin_and_i : "Look at me! I'm a ninja!" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet.

@skin_and_i: Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight

@skin_and_i: I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724

@skin_and_i: Playing guess the animal with 4yo.
4: it looks like a tiger.
Me: a lion?
4: no.
Me: leopard?
4: no.
Me: i give up
4: it's a tiger