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Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the “Ras” and slipping back into Russian politics.

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Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?

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maybe ancient civilizations wouldn’t have died out if they’d built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins

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facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces

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they smoked a joint and
overthrew the government.
now that’s a high coup

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i’m selfie-employed. yes sir i’ll make a duck-face. right away sir.