Super disappointing that the government is taking so long to distribute and administer the murder hornets
1993 ‧ Comedy/Romance ‧ 1h 41m
2020/21 ‧ Horror ‧ 10,272days
Active Yeast: Let’s make that bread fam
Inactive Yeast: Let’s stay in bed man
Me: someone was just telling me that there’s a fruit you can eat that has a full day’s supply of potassium
Her: that’s bananas
Me: I know I couldn’t believe it either
YouTuber: if you like this video smash that subscribe button
Hulk: way ahead of you bud
Me: I don’t know if you think this is weird but you remind me of my mother
Her: Can I put her picture down yet?
Me: I’ll tell you when you can put the picture down Rebecca
Boss: Can I speak to you about your recent insubordination?
Me: I don’t know, CAN you?
*High-fives high school English teacher*
‘I don’t think I’ve ever been this hungry before’
–Me, every 45 minutes
Me: You and me baby
Her: Ain’t nothing but mammals?
Me: so let’s do it….?
Her: …like they do on the discovery channel!
Both of us: *hibernate for 4 months*
Prince Charming: check out the babe
Doc: oh that’s Snow White, she’s dead
Prince Charming: I should kiss her
Doc: do you really think that might bring her back to life?
Prince Charming: bring her what now?