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Super disappointing that the government is taking so long to distribute and administer the murder hornets

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Groundhog Day
1993 ‧ Comedy/Romance ‧ 1h 41m

Groundhog Year
2020/21 ‧ Horror ‧ 10,272days

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Active Yeast: Let’s make that bread fam

Inactive Yeast: Let’s stay in bed man

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Me: someone was just telling me that there’s a fruit you can eat that has a full day’s supply of potassium

Her: that’s bananas

Me: I know I couldn’t believe it either

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YouTuber: if you like this video smash that subscribe button

Hulk: way ahead of you bud

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[FIRST DATE]

Me: I don’t know if you think this is weird but you remind me of my mother

Her: Can I put her picture down yet?

Me: I’ll tell you when you can put the picture down Rebecca

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Boss: Can I speak to you about your recent insubordination?

Me: I don’t know, CAN you?

*High-fives high school English teacher*

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‘I don’t think I’ve ever been this hungry before’

–Me, every 45 minutes

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[DATE NIGHT]

Me: You and me baby

Her: Ain’t nothing but mammals?

Me: so let’s do it….?

Her: …like they do on the discovery channel!

Both of us: *hibernate for 4 months*

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Prince Charming: check out the babe

Doc: oh that’s Snow White, she’s dead

Prince Charming: I should kiss her

Doc: do you really think that might bring her back to life?

Prince Charming: bring her what now?