@solomongeorgio

When I was 19 I worked at Staples. They showed us an anti-union video during training. That was the day I realized it’s okay to steal from work

@solomongeorgio

Spice up your life. If an insecure person asks if you’re mad at them, always answer “I don’t know.”

@solomongeorgio

I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would’ve been offended but I was too busy living in a home.