@soulindivision2

Me: Always follow the science.
Also me: Thunders comin’, I can feel it in me noggin.

@soulindivision2

You know when you catch people doing weird stuff in the car because they’ve forgotten anyone can see them? I’m like that, but all the time.

@soulindivision2

I just want to meet my Doppelganger so I can kidnap them to experiment with hairstyles.

@soulindivision2

Mind games aren’t a challenge. “Meet me in the condiments aisle of Tesco and bring a bib,” is a challenge.