Me: Always follow the science.
Also me: Thunders comin’, I can feel it in me noggin.
You know when you catch people doing weird stuff in the car because they’ve forgotten anyone can see them? I’m like that, but all the time.
I just want to meet my Doppelganger so I can kidnap them to experiment with hairstyles.
Mind games aren’t a challenge. “Meet me in the condiments aisle of Tesco and bring a bib,” is a challenge.