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@spacej_me : I'm sorry I got salsa on your baby and I'm extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip

@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.

@spacej_me: Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail