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@stanleybehrman : I wish I was as optimistic as the wives that believe they can change their husbands into the men they thought they married.
@stanleybehrman: Most accidents happen within a 2 block radius of your home. That is why I park my car 3 blocks away and walk. Can never be too safe.
@stanleybehrman: I decided to ignore idiots, now I just need to find something to do with all this spare time.
@stanleybehrman: My patience has stretch marks.
@stanleybehrman: From my hospital bed it occurred to me, that i could never work in a hospital because there are too many opportunities to nap.
@stanleybehrman: If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient
Hide her markers
@stanleybehrman: Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life.
@stanleybehrman: Plot twist
*Where do YOU see ME in 5 years..
@stanleybehrman: I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments.
We all have family for that..
@stanleybehrman: Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.