@steeve_again: Wife: *banging on bedroom door* I know about you and the murder
Me: oh shit
Crows: *in bed with me* finally we can be together
@steeve_again: Co-worker: *spots me in line for Toy Story* wait, you have friends?
Me: *clutching two extra large popcorn for myself* yes and I’m about to see them all
@steeve_again: Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: *holding cup* do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand* done
om: *holding cup* it didn’t work
@steeve_again: [trying out my magic tricks for the first time]
*sawing person in half*
Funeral director: *wrestling me away from casket*
@steeve_again: [training the new person at work]
Them: so you do this everyday?
Me, hiding in the toilet for the 6th time: yes
@steeve_again: Why does every toy in Toy Story always stop moving when a human is around? Who do they answer to? Who created that rule ? WHO IS THEIR GOD?
Therapist: let go of my collar
@steeve_again: [planning a heist]
Guy: it’s gonna be an inside job
Me, hates going outside: nice