Me: *in the dentist chair*
Dentist: OK so whilst you have several instruments and half my belly in your mouth, I’m going to take the opportunity at this exact moment to ask about your holidays and I do expect a response.
Ensure longevity of life and prevent starvation by eating insects.
Thick flies save lives.
Therapist: OK, lie on the couch for me.
Woman: I’m a penguin.
Therapist: No, I meant lie down.
I’d get down on my knees and pitch my gardening skills but I don’t want to sell myself short.