@sweet_pea707: HR: Do you know why I called you in here today?
Me: I have a boyfriend
HR: Ok, sorry to bother you
@sweet_pea707: Me: I'm feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over?
Me: Good answer
@sweet_pea707: Me: Did you hear what I just said?
Me: What did I say?
Him: Did you hear what I just said