So, why do you want to be a judge?
*Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* “To fight crime”
HR: Do you know why I called you in here today?
Me: I have a boyfriend
HR: Ok, sorry to bother you
Me: I’m feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over?
Me: Good answer
Me: Siri, how do I look?
Siri: Well, at least you tried
Me: Did you hear what I just said?
Me: What did I say?
Him: Did you hear what I just said