So, why do you want to be a judge?

*Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* “To fight crime”


HR: Do you know why I called you in here today?

Me: I have a boyfriend

HR: Ok, sorry to bother you


Me: I’m feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over?


Me: Good answer


Me: Did you hear what I just said?

Him: Yes

Me: What did I say?

Him: Did you hear what I just said