The way my life is now if I threw caution to the wind it would just throw it back.
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.
Brownie points would be better if we could eat them.
If you’re going to give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
Sometimes going with the flow you end up in a sewer.
If it sounds better in your head, leave it there.
You can’t choose your family, but you can block them on Facebook.
Act now and we will double your order of crap!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it!
If you’re not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!