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@sweetg35 : Brownie points would be better if we could eat them.

@sweetg35: If you’re going to give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.

@sweetg35: Sometimes going with the flow you end up in a sewer.

@sweetg35: If it sounds better in your head, leave it there.

@sweetg35: You can't choose your family, but you can block them on Facebook.

@sweetg35: Act now and we will double your order of crap!

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@sweetg35: I started out with nothing and still have most of it!

Fact.

@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!

@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

@sweetg35: I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at.