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Oh I’m definitely a cat person
*lays on the couch and glares at you until you feed me
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@sweetmomissa
Feed a cold, starve a fever, wine and nacho a vaccination
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Him: I thought you were spring cleaning today
Me: *stumbling* Did you even SEE the wine cabinet?
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My son washed his own bedding last night so I’m torn between being thrilled and mortified as to why he washed his own bedding.
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Does anyone else start hearing the Jumanji drum sound right before their kids come home from school?
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Being a parent involves saying “this is NOT a democracy” a lot more than I thought it would
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What do you mean you’re not coming? I shaved my big toe and everything.
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*my kids whining*
Me: oh knock it off and grow up
*my dogs whining*
Me: oh honey, oh baby, my little pitter pat whatever do you need, wanna play ball, let’s cuddle
@sweetmomissa
Last night out at dinner my daughter ordered a salad… I likely would have too had I not passed out from shock.
@sweetmomissa
You wanna impress me roomba? Climb up and get all the dog hair off my couch.