I accidentally took a woman’s multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat
Sometimes I type a ‘C’ when I meant to type an ‘A’. And now I have to apologize to my ‘Aunt’
I keep having this dream that I’m being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.