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@tat2dsoccermom : Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet.

@tat2dsoccermom: Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there.

@tat2dsoccermom: So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?

@tat2dsoccermom: My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends.