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@tayandmae : According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later

@tayandmae: My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!!

PLEASE do not tell my husband

@tayandmae: U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg

Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good

@tayandmae: Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man

@tayandmae: I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi....

Hahahaha just kidding

I look great naked

@tayandmae: I wish I was 7'9" so my BMI would be normal

@tayandmae: According to my current parking spot I'm a physician

@tayandmae: 9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters

9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children

@tayandmae: I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?