According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later
My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!!
PLEASE do not tell my husband
U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg
Unless u only have one leg… Then you’re good
Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man
I may not look good naked, but I’m a beautiful person on the insi….
Hahahaha just kidding
I look great naked
I wish I was 7’9″ so my BMI would be normal
According to my current parking spot I’m a physician
9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV’s shouldn’t be babysitters
9 out of 10 child psychologists don’t have children
I’m opening up a restaurant called: I Don’t Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?