@tayandmae: My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!!
PLEASE do not tell my husband
@tayandmae: U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg
Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good
@tayandmae: I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi....
Hahahaha just kidding
I look great naked
@tayandmae: 9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters
9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children