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*At my future wedding* “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband”

Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

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using microsoft word

*moves an image 1 mm to the left*

all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

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actors kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 5 months