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@teacup_giraffe : I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women.

@teacup_giraffe: My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is "mexillent".

@teacup_giraffe: Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say "What's up, Chad?" & he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"

@teacup_giraffe: You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise.