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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Elderly Woman: Excuse me, young man…could you help m-

Me: I have a grandma.

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Why do they call it a ‘reading of the will’ and not a dead giveaway?

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Three conspiracy theorists walk in a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just coincidence.