Been yelling i need a job at my phone for 6 hrs each day so that I get targeted ads about jobs. Now the jobs are looking for me.
Teacher in online class: Note this down fast.
I say “correct me if I wrong” just to make people listen to me.
Me: A problem shared is half solved.
Invigilator: sit in the front.
Dentists are evil, they’re like reverse the tooth fairy because you’re broke after.