@theNuzzy

I’m never gonna tell the person I’m meeting up with that you said hi.

@theNuzzy

Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes.

@theNuzzy

Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted.

@theNuzzy

Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration.
Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown.
Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper.

@theNuzzy

There’s no “k” in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren’t in team?

@theNuzzy

After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.

@theNuzzy

What do we want?
HEARING AIDS!
When do we want them?
WHAT?!