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@thecrabbyhook : To avoid "the talk" I just convinced my 6yo that we got her from Amazon.
@thecrabbyhook: Sometimes I like to spend my Sunday afternoon being screamed at by a 5 year old for eating the sandwiches I made for her imaginary friend.
@thecrabbyhook: You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls.
@thecrabbyhook: Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby?
Me: Does it have wifi?
@thecrabbyhook: My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.
@thecrabbyhook: My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.
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