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@thedayofthedot : okay, i admit it. you're wrong.
@thedayofthedot: It's not really murder if you're already dead to me.
@thedayofthedot: i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck.
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.