I have taken up painting
In no functioning society should the sentence “Someone stole my ape cartoon” be followed by “now my life savings are gone”
A Riddler origin movie would be like 10 min long bc he’d only have to tell one riddle before getting beaten up and becoming a villain
If you’re bored and looking for something to do this weekend, a reminder that you should not start running for president
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
SENATOR: “Would you agree that it’s bad for Facebook to steal users’ blood and use it to create a clone army?”
ZUCK: “That’s an interesting question that I’ll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?”