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@thegayfarmerguy : The wind blew a smart car into my lane and I had to roll down my window and swat it out of the way.

@thegayfarmerguy: Doc: You have gallstones
Me: Ugh.
Doc: You can control it with diet.
Me: Great!
Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods...
Me: Take it out.

@thegayfarmerguy: Cat is hissing at nothing in the kitchen. Based on horror movies I've seen nothing good can come of this, but I'm a white guy so I'll stay.