I play videogames for a few hours and World War 3 breaks out wtf
The next time someone sneezes, please don’t say ‘God bless you.’
I just…I just need a day off from the sneezes, is that too much to ask?
I block people for being stupid.
…I block a lot of people.
To anyone who will be spending their Valentines Day with their hand, know that you are not alone. I will be there with you, watching.
Stephen Fry is being investigated for blasphemous comments.
Stephen Colbert is being investigated for a joke.
LET MY STEPHENS GO! 😡
The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they’re threatened at gunpoint
Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar.
You can stop sacrificing goats now.
It’s 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it’s also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you.
It’s fun to stay at the!