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@thejodiest : I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else.
@thejodiest: Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
@thejodiest: Please don't directly insult people on Twitter.
Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult.