@thenashleysays

before you test me just know there are no toddlers allowed in prison and that sounds really nice to me right about now

@thenashleysays

me: im just so tired of the monotony of my life, it’s exhausting doing and seeing the same things every day
target employee: you could probably just not come here as much?

@thenashleysays

the best part about being a parent is explaining normal human behaviours to the small feral people, my favourite of which has been “we don’t pee our pants on purpose when we are mad”