@therichards5

Me: I’m so emotional today

8 ice cream sandwiches: We can help!

@therichards5

[looks at text from 2 days ago]

Me: Sorry about your car, do you still need a ride home?

@therichards5

<in bed>

<hears ice maker>
OMG! I’m going to get murdered!

<hears a/c come on>
OMG! I’m going to get murdered

<dog barks at door>
STFU!