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Cutting your own hair is a great thing to do in lockdown, because it can be fun and creative, it saves you money, and it ensures you definitely won’t want to leave the house for several weeks.

@thewritertype

I confess that for many years I’ve used a highly successful tax avoidance scheme based on not earning any money.

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If I had a bitcoin for every time someone tried to explain bitcoins to me I’d have a lot of bitcoins, and no idea what to do with them.

@thewritertype

Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms.