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Parents,

Have you ever tried to go a whole day just saying yes to everything your kid wants or asks for and if so what time did your house burn down? Was it 10am or earlier?

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My 3 year old told me I wasn’t allowed to go to the toilet and screamed if I tried to

If I’m honest, “bladder vs 3 year old” will be one of the biggest challenges of my life but one I think I’m ready for

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I used to think my mother in law liked me but then she bought our 11 year old a learn to play harmonica kit for his birthday

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My 3 year old isn’t talking to me because I followed him home from the park

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At what age do kids learn to close doors after they’ve walked through them? I think it might be 29.

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Somewhere out there, there must be a toddler who has eaten all of their dinner after only being asked once. I want to believe.

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The best thing about lockdown is that we’ve been able to potty train our 3 year old.

No pressure to go anywhere
Can stroll around freely with no underwear
Lots of rewards and stickers

And the best part is all this applies to our 3 year old too

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My 6 year old doesn’t like it when I take her out on her scooter, but to be honest she shouldn’t stand in my way when I ride it

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6 year old was FaceTiming a friend today and between the giggling and jumping around she went for a poop and stayed on the call throughout. And if I’m honest, out of my wife’s many talents I didn’t expect her to pass that one down

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Homeschooling update day 3:

Me: *Googles mortality rates for homeschooling parents*