Have you ever tried to go a whole day just saying yes to everything your kid wants or asks for and if so what time did your house burn down? Was it 10am or earlier?
My 3 year old told me I wasn’t allowed to go to the toilet and screamed if I tried to
If I’m honest, “bladder vs 3 year old” will be one of the biggest challenges of my life but one I think I’m ready for
I used to think my mother in law liked me but then she bought our 11 year old a learn to play harmonica kit for his birthday
My 3 year old isn’t talking to me because I followed him home from the park
At what age do kids learn to close doors after they’ve walked through them? I think it might be 29.
Somewhere out there, there must be a toddler who has eaten all of their dinner after only being asked once. I want to believe.
The best thing about lockdown is that we’ve been able to potty train our 3 year old.
No pressure to go anywhere
Can stroll around freely with no underwear
Lots of rewards and stickers
And the best part is all this applies to our 3 year old too
My 6 year old doesn’t like it when I take her out on her scooter, but to be honest she shouldn’t stand in my way when I ride it
6 year old was FaceTiming a friend today and between the giggling and jumping around she went for a poop and stayed on the call throughout. And if I’m honest, out of my wife’s many talents I didn’t expect her to pass that one down
Homeschooling update day 3:
Me: *Googles mortality rates for homeschooling parents*