@tiReynard: How old were you when you learned Red Velvet is a type of chocolate cake...?
I was today years old.
@tiReynard: My snack didn't taste very good.
Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch
I know. Life's tough.
@tiReynard: We all wear masks.
I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask