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@tiReynard : If you’re 6’5” tall and drop something, I imagine you just keep walking, like “yeah, THAT’s gone now...”

@tiReynard: How old were you when you learned Red Velvet is a type of chocolate cake...?

I was today years old.

@tiReynard: My snack didn't taste very good.

Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch

I know. Life's tough.

@tiReynard: We all wear masks.

I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask

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