Anyone that says I’m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
Cops: You were driving while intoxicated
Me: I was in no condition to walk
Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don’t fool me. Oh that’s your bf. You still don’t fool me.
Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick
Then its all Lord Jesus please help
Cops: You were driving while intoxicated nnMe: I was in no condition to walk