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Page of timcarvell's best tweets

@timcarvell : I am furious that some are willfully misreading my column, "Let's Feed Babies to the Sharks", as an endorsement of feeding babies to sharks. To be clear: I was merely representing the entirely legitimate view many have that some babies - let's be honest - should be fed to sharks.

@timcarvell: Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.