@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?
@timdonakowski: Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons.
@timdonakowski: Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt.
@timdonakowski: Do you sell bloodpants?
"Right this way..."
@timdonakowski: Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse.