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@too_chihuahua : Dad I'm gay
*Dad rips newspaper*
"WHAT"
I like guys dad
"Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"

@too_chihuahua: "How much are these glasses?"
"$150 sir"
"I guess you could say"
*puts on sunglasses*
*runs out without another word*