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@toomanycommas3 : Russian roulette but it's just me eating jelly beans without looking at the color first.

@toomanycommas3: Married men on Twitter: I love my wife, but she has no sex drive.

Married women on Twitter: I have a huge sex drive, just don't tell my husband.