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@toomanytoes : (Bar)
Him-Are you seeing anyone?
[I wink at the weird clown that resides on the very edge of my peripheral vision at all times]
@toomanytoes: What does Mario spend all those gold coins on? He has one outfit, travels by foot & lives in the sewer
@toomanytoes: Evil villain: I've been expecting you.
*Swivels around in swivel chair*
*Superhero runs over & spins chair faster*
Evil villian: WEEEEE!
@toomanytoes: Judge: You need supervision.
Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.
@toomanytoes: "Endless shrimp" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop.
@toomanytoes: Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables
Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am
@toomanytoes: I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument.