Him-Are you seeing anyone?
[I wink at the weird clown that resides on the very edge of my peripheral vision at all times]
What does Mario spend all those gold coins on? He has one outfit, travels by foot & lives in the sewer
Evil villain: I’ve been expecting you.
*Swivels around in swivel chair*
*Superhero runs over & spins chair faster*
Evil villian: WEEEEE!
Judge: You need supervision.
Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.
“Endless shrimp” sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It’s a threat. The shrimp will never stop.
Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables
Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am
I’m not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it’s just not a threatening instrument.